IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND...
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:BALL IS LIFE
me:BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”
— Bette Midler
“That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.”
— Deb Caletti
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A...